Wednesday, September 27, 2006

If only IKEA sold sperm...

The next step in our baby making process is choosing sperm. We thought this was going to be an overwhelming process. I have to admit that I was disappointed when the fertility doctor handed us an 8x10 sheet of paper containing all of 4 sperm banks that they recommended. Conformity bothers me. I like the cutting edge, the underground, the obscure. Anything but the ordinary, please! So as soon as we got home from the doctor that day I immediately began looking for other options. If only IKEA sold sperm!

  • What do you know, I think IKEA does sell sperm...
    • All donors are Scandinavian, and all have lovely little names like Lars, Nils and Jorn. They are even known for their special packaging method, just like IKEA. We've found our sperm bank!

    posted by my own private i don't know @ 11:00 AM   3 comments

    3 Comments:

    At 9:58 AM, Blogger random_mommy said...

    do you have to assemble anything?

     
    At 10:44 AM, Blogger my own private i don't know said...

    I'm sure just like all ikea products, all of the instructions will be in picture form. Just imagine!

     
    At 3:32 PM, Blogger random_mommy said...

    hope your american doctor can assemble by pictures... "the white stuff goes in the what?"

     

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